Why do atheists hate my Texan accent?

Hey, y'all! I am from Texas. You gotta know that because I like it very much and everything that I do is basically about all I want. And Everything in my life you can't take it away from me. And really, I really love, one thing that I really love in my life is about the sun. The sun is amazing. I could go and on and on about it for years. But I am not gonna bore you for a long time, because I am getting bored already. So whatever you want, don't put no gade in my front porch, I don't like that! Thaaaaank yooooou and gooood niiiiight!